Thursday, May 24, 2007

Attention Shoppers

The Home Shopping Network is working toward offering a remote that enables you to purchase items wihtout having to telephone. This is fantastic news since I believe that exhibiting the number of remotes you have is a way of gaining status. Now I can display remote controls for:

HSN
TV
Direct TV Receiver
Tivo
DVD Player
Stereo
Sirius Radio (Yeah I canceled the service but still have the remote)
Fireplace Starter (borrowed from our neighbor)
Garage Door
Gate Entry to the devlopment

The problem I now struggle with is my virtual life. I'm already here on Blogspot talking to invisible people, next I need to look into Second Life. By joining Second Life I will have a circle of virtual friends that never actually visit my home (who wants someone in their home that looks like a giraffe wearing striped shorts and a bra)?

I know, I can probably create a bunch of remotes in my Second Life to accompany my sex fantasies but somehow its not quite the same thing. Just creating a buzz here.

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