Hazel and I decided it was time for us to experience the fun of cooking a live lobster at home so I brought two live ones home with me. I thought about giving them names but Hazel would be even more upset at killing them then she was already. She advised me not to look into their eyes when putting them in the pot. She also wanted me to feed them vodka and club them. I rejected all ideas and forced them into a steaming pot of boiling water. HeHeHeHeHeHe
Hey, when you're old and retired you gotta get your kicks however you can.
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