Thursday, April 26, 2007

Three Hated Words

This morning was very pleasant as I sat on our newly screened porch, drinking a cup of coffee and reading a golf magazine. I was scanning an article about tournament play and was reminded of the three words I've grown to hate..."IN THE HOLEEEEEEE!"

Presumably the fans at the Masters Tournament were asked not to shout "In the Holeeee" but there were still a few persistent fans. It doesn't matter that the pro is teeing off on a par 5 600-yard hole that even Tiger Woods could never reach, the shout still goes up.

Maybe the phrase was clever when someone first shouted it but if I were a pro player I think I would reach a point where I would coin my own three words, matching action with words as I swung my golf club..."AROUND YOUR HEADDDDD!"

Why have I written about this? Misery loves company and now that I've made this point you might agree and be as annoyed as I am. See you on the course. hahahahaha

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