Medical Advice

Thank God Hazel and I woke early this morning. If we hadn't, we never would have seen the TV program. We brewed some coffee and sat up in bed to watch the morning news. Not easily done in this area as none of the local stations were broadcasting news.

But what we did find was paid programming on Colon Flow. Colon Flow! Wow, it was so informative. There were these two women discussing the seriousness of poor colon flow (you know, sort of interview style). Did you know you can accumulate up to 4.5 lbs of fecal waste per DAY! This was supported by a neat bar chart (the claim, not...)

Think about it, if you do not have a bowel movement for a month you could be a 135lbs heavier. Poor colon flow can lead to a bloated feeling. And, after a month, the gaseous discharge would certainly cause you to be seriously shunned, not to mention how upset people might be at your constant interruptions. Further, they told how you could develop a protruding stomach - you think?

Well there is good news. There is a remedy, but I missed that part due to contemplation of the serious consequences, I was overwhelmed. Whew!