Saturday, June 11, 2011

Smart Cars

Cars are getting smarter. Now they foresee them talking to each other. I wonder if they realize what a slippery slope that may be? I want you to think about it, in fact obsess about it. This may give you some sense of what I mean.

Car 1 "Hey dude."
Car 2 "Hey man."

Car 1 "How you doing."
Car 2 "Not so good, the old guy is driving today."

Car 1 "Bummer."
Car 2 "He drives me nuts, he sat through a green light before he realized he could gonand then took so long giving me gas that the light changed to red again."

Car 1 "What did you do?"
Car 2 "Oh, I pretended I had indigestion and started to jerk forward then stop, over and over. It was funny, the other cars freaked and blew their horns, screamed at him, gave him the finger."

Car 1 "Way cool, I gotta try that."
Car 2 "Yeah I busted a belt laughing until."
Car 1 "Until...?
Car 2 "Until he crapped his pants...now I stink."

I'm just sayin things might not go like they should. Now I hafta go home and change.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

NFL Jacket

After writing my last post I decided to open yesterdays (junk) mail. I got an offer from Sports Illustrated for a subscription that would include an NFL jacket to the team of my choice. I noticed the cover price is $256 and they would sell it to me for just $20. Frankly would like more then just a cover.

As to team of my choice? That's a hard one. Should it be the San Francisco 49s (that I have followed for years) or the Carolina Panthers (because I live in NC). Both have had such fantastic seasons these recent years. Maybe I'll pass on this one.

Posting to my Blog

I am obviously not posting as often as I used to, like many others that have had blogs. Part of the problem is having to be at my computer to write a new blog. I think of blogs I would like to write but it's dangerous to text a blog while driving. Hell I find it hard to enter a phone number while driving so seldom do, I just pretend I have and talk to a dead phone.

I recently bought an iPad so that may enable me to write blogs from bed and when watching a boring TV show. I can then write a boring blog. Also maybe link to my twitter account to announce to an uncaring world that I have written something new. I will at least be in the company of great personalities like Lady GaGa (whom I really do admire for her showmanship).